90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.
Highway to the Danger Zone
(Source: ska-kid, via that-burningwick)
"Make all your decisions based on how hilarious it would be if you did it."
- Aubrey Plaza (via perfect)
(Source: champagneanddiskotapes, via bratclub)
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”