when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies
Put it there, pal!
Relaxing bath [video]
the worst is when you’re reading a really good book that follows multiple characters’ stories and you love it 90% of the time until it periodically switches back to that one character’s story that you just could not care less about and it’s like an entire chapter of internal groaning while waiting for the plot to switch back to a character you actually care about
growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money
Growing up sucks because you realize $1000 is a fortune.
Growing up sucks because you realize both of these are true at the same time.
imagine dragons. just imagine: DRAGONS. imagine them.
If you are the older twin, call your little sibling a few times a day and be like “when I was your age” and then describe what you did 7 minutes ago